You just lie there and look sexy and try to ignore what I'm going to do to you.
No, no, no...scout's honor, it won't leave any marks in the morning.
Yes, yes. I promise. Absolutely safe.
Here's a gag, boy, it'll help you keep quiet. Well, since you're tied up all helpless there and can't interfere with what I'm about to do, the least I can do for you is gag you to help make this quiet game fair and all.
OK now, ready for it boy?
I know, I know - I'm too nice sometimes...what can I say?
Consider this practice, we'll start the quiet game when I get back from getting us some refreshments....
The cat's around here too somewhere, and you know how playful she gets. She can knock those clothespins around the kitchen floor for hours...if I put a couple on the curtains or the edge of a pillow she goes BONKERS trying to bat 'em off. It's hilarious, you'll see!
(about an hour later)
Hey! Kitty's makin' a new friend, eh? I KNEW you guys would have fun while I was out.
What? C'mon kiddo, you're gonna give up on the quiet game that easily? Boo.
I gave you a gag - Hell, I even gave you a whole hour of practice here without buggin' ya. And Kitty's been helpin' ya out obviously.
What more could you possibly need?