Saturday, April 30, 2011

Summer Movie Stud Bondage Poll - Which Box-Office Stud do YOU Want to Have in Bondage?

A friendly reminder to take the poll to the left (my first ever!)
Only a couple more days to vote for the summer movie hunk you'd MOST like to have tied up in your playroom! (presumably, to have your way with him, but I'll leave that up to your imagination).  Highly unscientific, but I'll take the top three and run them off against each other later for King of the Bondage Fan-tasy ;-)

- VERY surprised that with his new movie already out (Dylan Dog: Dead of Night) Brandon Routh hasn't yet garnered any votes.  C'mon guys, he was SUPERMAN for crying out loud!

- After witnessing that intense and sweaty torture scene from Casino Royale, and with his turn as a hunky cowboy in Cowboys & Aliens coming up, I'm likewise surprised nobody has further bondage fantasies of Daniel Craig.  Is it because you've all already seen his muscled-bod tied to a chair and unspeakably tortured?

- As much as I'd die fap-ing to see Captain America, Thor and Green Lantern lube-wrestle for top spot in this contest, it's becoming apparent that all things are not equal as far as Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Ryan Reynolds are concerned.

- I've had a couple people send write-ins: 
1)Polynesian Pecs, aka Jason Momoa is doing a reboot or prequel of Conan the Barbarian, but that's not on the horizon for this summer, so he'll have to wait til next year's poll (unless he gets a ton more write-ins) though he does have an equally-barbaric and scantily clad role in HBO's Game of Thrones which just started airing. 
2)Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows 1 & 2's Daniel Radcliffe is in a similar boat...his movie isn't out until fall, and he's cute, but hardly hunky or studly, so I gotta take a pass on him.
3)The Winchester boys, Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles of TV series Supernatural are both very definitely near the top of my list of studs I'd love to slip my cuffs on, so I'm right there with ya reader, but neither has a movie project releasing this summer (that I'm aware of) so I'm thinking we'll need to wait for my TV poll
--Incidentally, if either one of them read this, call me, I promise to be gentle - at least in the beginning.  I don't leave marks, and your girlfriend or publicist will never have to know. ;-)
HOWEVER, I never say never, so if any particular stud gets enough write-in entries to match any of the hottie actors already on the poll, I'll add them to the mix when I do the finalist run-off poll later.  PROMISE.

Feel free to spread the word, and thanks for playing!

-boiconstrictor

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