Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Summer Movie Studs...in Bondage?

Everybody's got a matinee-idol fantasy lurking in them somewhere, so I'm coaxing 'em outta ya.  From the selection of Prime USDA Beef below, select which Summer Movie Stud you would most like to have restrained in your playroom.

In reverse alpha order, I give you my Summer 2011 Dirty Dozen, after the jump:




Paul Walker, of the Fast & Furious franchise, and Into the Blue appearing in Fast 5ive
Karl Urban, from Star Trek and Doom, appearing in Priest

Brandon Routh, the man of steel in Superman Returns, starring in Dylan Dog...

Ryan Reynolds, of Van Wilder, Blade Trinity bringing the Green Lantern to the silver screen

Kellan Lutz of the Twilight series and LOTS of modeling gigs, appearing as a god in Immortals

Chris Hemsworth of Star Trek coming soon as Thor the thunder god

Cam Gigandet of Pandorum certain to have his jaw twitching all through Priest

Chris Evans, already a super hero in Fantastic Four as Captain America

Vin Diesel of Pitch Black in Fast 5ive

Daniel Craig of Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace in Cowboys & Aliens

Henry Cavill of The Tudors starring in Immortals

Paul Bettany angelic in Legion as a kick-ass preacher in Priest

I get that there's only a few hollywood trainers to go around between them, but when did chest waxing become de-rigeur for box-office buffness?  In any case, if there are agents or studio folk watching, this is PURELY FANTASY and a exercise in conjecture only - I am not advocating any sort of activity other than movie-watching!

Poll is to the left (vote early and vote often, I'm a Chicagoan, after all), you only have a week!  I will narrow it down to the top three vote getters and we'll run off the finalists later this summer.  Please fight the urge to send me any fan-fic stories but PLEASE DO send me any Summer Movie Studs you think I ommitted from this list (or honorable mentions, or somebody that should be on the next list)

-boiconstrictor

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