Monday, June 06, 2011

Give 'Em What They Came For! or Ask a Kinky Question, Get a Kinky Answer.

Uh, so I'm a relatively new blogger, but I've had a website in some incarnation or another for ages (off and on since college, if anybody's counting).  I may not be the most frequent updater (remember the gap between Boiconstrictor.com 1.0 and 2.0, anyone, anyone???) but I do try to stay in touch with my fan-base and figure out how people find me and what they come looking for.

So I was checking my stats tonight, and voila!  See for yourself:
Right smack dab in the middle, with 3 (?!?) separate hits, "how long can I leave a clothespin on his balls for?"
Now...I'm all for trying to keep your subs' well-being in mind and I'm even for using the world-wide interwebs for looking up answers to random questions (medical, technical or otherwise) but WTF...is there really a market for clothespin torture duration advice out there???  If so, how do I cash in on it? ;-)


I really hope, he (she? they??) come back again, and this time find the answer to the question:
As long as you damn well please.  If he let you put the clothespins on his balls in the first place, then it's entirely up to YOU when they come off!
That's my quick and dirty answer anyway.



I *do* gotta say though, generally, it only takes a few minutes for him to start to feel the effects, and the coming-off part is gonna be alot more traumatic than the putting-on part was.  But if you want it to be good and traumatic for the boy, leave 'em on about 45min to an hour.  Maybe make a game out of it...if the boy behaves admirably, the clothespins come off early, if he's a naughty boy (or doesn't perform as you wish) the clothespins stay on extra long.  Maybe there's an element of chance, where you flip a coin or roll a die or draw a card for him and that determines how long he needs to suffer?  If he begs and pleads too much, too early, you an always remove the clothespins only to reposition them in new spots in the same general area (that's what I call the literal interpretation of "please take them off sir!" he he)

If you're very good at what you do, you can time it so he's cumming (presumably after a long slow teasing and tortue session) and when the first spurt of semen touches down, remove a couple clothespins.  RUIN his orgasm with the searing pain, teach him whatver lesson it was that you were intending to convey, and then stick around for the endorphin rush to kick in.  Poppers could help this too, by the by - they tend to fuck with a guy's senses and how his brain registers intense stimuli...provide you're into that sort of thing.  This is also the point where you separate the men from the boys...does your sub strain and tense and let out a low angry growl, or does he arch his back and wail like a banshee?  Does he cry and whimper and beg?  Does it freak him out and bring him suddenly into the here and now, or does he use the sensation to sink deeper into that dark sweaty headspace called pain-piggery?  Also, remember red-heads/gingers have a naturally higher tolerance for pain, and therefore take whatever your "recommended dose" of clothespin agony is and kick it up a notch or too for them - either more clothespins or a longer time or both ;-)

Clothespins are generally pretty darn safe, and incapable of serious injury.  The cosmetic effects will be redness and tenderness where they come off (could be sensitive the whole next day - how awesome is that?!?) Though I do recommend you not leave clothespins on a boy overnight or unattended for long periods, as they tend to slip if the boy moves around too much, potentially pinching too small of an area of skin and breaking the skin or leaving a bruise.  A boy with big loose balls or alotta foreskin, though presenting a temptingly convenient area to pinch, could potentially cut off circulation if you take too big of a pinch of skin, so be careful how much flesh your clothespin grabs.  Metal and plastic clothespins also tend to have sharper edges than the wooden ones, so you might wanna run some sandpaper or a buffer over the edges first.  Alligator clips and other toothed clamps are NOT recommended for longer sessions as they are much more likely to cut off circulation and break the skin - NO BUENO!

Have fun!
-boiconstrictor

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