Saturday, May 14, 2011

Saturday Slow Teasing Handjob - Fit Young Ricky's S L O W Gentle Edging

Zaptastic! Endorphins vs. Common Sense


Let's do a little exercise in Free Association...I'll show you some images, and you tell me what immediately springs to mind.

Ready?

OK
Image #1:

Alright, got that.  Now...
Image #2:


They are "Sting" and "Big Red" respectively, two of my most favorite but infrequently used playtoys.  I happen to find Big Red's warranty card entertaining all by itself:
"Effective with most types of livestock"

I always wondered what they would do if I put together a "real customer testimonial" video and sent it off to them.  Somebody in the office would probably send it around thinking it was sick but hilarious, others would feign disgust and want nothing to do with it, and maybe young Jimmy in the mail room or Big Pete over in the warehouse would sneak a copy home and wear himself out each night abusing his meat to the thought of being strapped down and having Big Red applied to all sorts of sensitive places...

But seriously, anybody wanna play?  Rain always makes me randy.

Who or What is on your Bondage Bucket List?

I've been lucky enough to have had some interesting travels and fun encounters with hot men since my college days, and although I generally have pretty modest goals for myself and usually pretty basic expectations of play sessions, my mind does occasionally wander into "what if" land.  So here's a bit of my Bondage (BDSM) Bucket List, in no particular order, and by no means complete!

  • Wilderness bondage like Hondo or Conan.  
Prime Arnold bondage

Ralph Traeger was a fuckin' stud in his day.
A strapping stud, mostly naked and staked out or strung up in the middle of nowhere.  Probably with a vid camera on a tripod there while I wander off and let him ponder his fate, or secretly observe him from afar with a telescope

  • To have some of my favorite kinky stories turned into BDSM porn by the great Van Darkholme and his stable of studs (Bound Gods).  Creative stories, beautifully shot and realized, and cast with pure beef - and REAL restrictive bondage and truly painful torments too.  Roger of SF (Shotgun Video) could fill in as a close second I guess.
  • To conscript (kidnap??) a kinky engineer to help me actually build some of Franco's fantasy devices....and then of course find a bunch of broke college jocks or enlisted men  for rigorous and extensive testing.
It would be tough deciding which Franco contraption to bring to life...but this is a good one to start with.
  •  Michael Phelps.  
Maybe it's because the boy is literally superhuman, maybe it's because I know he's a pothead (and a pothead will do anything you dare him to, if he's stoned enough), maybe it's because I have a strong suspicion that he's a chronic masturbator...Dunno what it is or really much care, I just know I want.  - And what a coup it would be to have him bound and gagged and blindfolded with his own gold medals :)
  • A clone of myself.  I'll leave it to my fellow sci-fi geeks to come up with all the various ways that could happen (lord knows there's definitely enough of my genetic material loosed upon the earth), but suffice it to say I'm my own best lover, and there have been occasions here and there where, in the midst of tying up or teasing some dude I wonder "wouldn't it be hot to just step out of myself for a minute and watch this all unfold - fap fap fap" - Not sure if this is a separate fantasy, but if one of us could bind and abuse the other and periodically swap consciousnesses during the act, that would be fucking hot. (that might be oversharing though, I dunno...)

  • A fit, flexible young gymnast or trained dancer to be on call as a ropework practice dummy or human prop.  No sex, no abuse (beyond the position itself).  Everybody wants a fuck or a spanking or to lick my feet or service my cock or my fist up their ass - surprisingly few (sexy) guys just wanna get tied up.  I wanna work on some of the more elaborate and intricate shibari and hojujitsu forms, harness building, suspension, etc. without the distraction of having to entertain or be entertained sometimes.
-To be continued -

Friday, May 13, 2011

Fit, Frisky and Fuzzy FRIDAY - Yuri Yanks for You

Fully fap-worthy furry finds for Friday...and a Friendly reminder to Follow my blog if you haven't already!

Fit, Frisky and Fuzzy FRIDAY - Mighty Mitchell

Fully fap-worthy furry finds for Friday...and a Friendly reminder to Follow my blog if you haven't already!



 

Fit, Frisky and Fuzzy FRIDAY - Fuzzy Was He?

Fully fap-worthy furry finds for Friday...and a Friendly reminder to Follow my blog if you haven't already!


In no particular order, of course...

Fit, Frisky and Fuzzy FRIDAY - an EVEN DIRTIER Dozen

Fully fap-worthy furry finds for Friday...and a Friendly reminder to Follow my blog if you haven't already!

Fit, Frisky and Fuzzy FRIDAY - A Dirty Dozen-ish

Fully fap-worthy furry finds for Friday...and a Friendly reminder to Follow my blog if you haven't already!

Fit, Frisky and Fuzzy FRIDAY - Very Virile Vander

Fully fap-worthy furry finds for Friday...and a Friendly reminder to Follow my blog if you haven't already!
 

Fit, Frisky and Fuzzy FRIDAY - Rassle with Rascally Ramsey

Fully fap-worthy furry finds for Friday...and a Friendly reminder to Follow my blog if you haven't already!

 

Fit, Frisky and Fuzzy FRIDAY - Meat Mega-Man Max

Fully fap-worthy furry finds for Friday...and a Friendly reminder to Follow my blog if you haven't already!

Max, the boys. The boys, Max.  (People don't introduce each other anymore.) 

Tied Cock and Balls for Fun and Profit!

You can really keep it simple and still deliver effective BDSM playtime.  For instance, regard these pics...they all have restrained men, but more imporantly, they all feature a bound cock and/or balls....


Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Who wants to Wrassle with Russell? Furry little college jock

Russell looks ready to play
 

Big-n-Fuzzy - 6'3" hairy-chested John

Meat John



What would you do?

...strapped into "The Immobilizer?"
When it's muscle vs. leather, the leather almost always wins...so this guy doesn't stand a chance.






How do you think you'd manage to hold up in that situation?  Now imagine what happens when I turn it into an edging/teasing/milking session...

poor guy

Can't See the Bears Through the Fuzz, or Fit-n-Fuzzy Fresh-Faced Fap Fodder


I don't know what's not to like about SeanCody.com - his guys are hot (I'm seriously starting to think he's got a forced breeding program going on in a cave somewhere) the photo sets and vids are deliciously high-quality...he also has a thing for lingering on butts and feet, knows how to work all the angles in the room and usually puts his talent through a little posing/flexing session at some point or another during the shoot.  Sure that's all great and all, but when you consider there are over a thousand shoots to choose from (hey, he's been online like a decade or something) and you get to really shop the meat market until you find a side of beef (or two or three) you really like. 

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

A Test of Stamina in "The Arcade" - from the RopeJock Archive

This probably dates me, but the North Pier shopping center on Illinois Street here in Chicago used to have an enormous arcade on the second floor (the first place I ever saw "Dance Dance Revolution") complete with BattleTech virtual reality simulators, a laser tag range and mini-golf.  I wasted plenty of afternoons there my freshman & sophomore years in college, and the scenery wasn't half-bad either - mainly guys from the Loyola, University of Chicago and Northwestern downtown campuses, blowing off steam in between classes ( I don't think there was such a thing as "neighborhood kids" hanging out at that particular arcade).  Anyway, THAT'S the arcade I picture and sorta dudes I have in mind whenever I read this story...

The Arcade

by MPKidder



The arcade was the coolest hangout. Everyday after school, me and Chris would spend at least four hours playing games. Most of the games were twenty-five cents, some were a dollar. Most of the games like 'Mini-Hoops' or 'Skeet-Ball' gave out points for prizes. Most of the prizes were sucky but there was this Boom Box with a CD Player that I wanted so badly.
The Boom Box was like 10,000 points but all I had was just 2,000 points so far.
You don't know how many 'slam-dunks' I've done so far. By the time I earned enough points, that CD Player would be gone. 

Monday, May 09, 2011

Institutionalized: guys rendered hopelessly helpless by "Humane Restraints"

Thick locking leather straps with heavy canvas or nylon webbing.  Nothing says safe and secure quite like institutional restraints.  Designed to secure unruly prisoners for long stretches (days at a time really) and built with escape attempts and acts of violence in mind, nobody you'll ever play with will ever break out of your humane restraints via sheer brute strength (provided they're properly secured in the first place...)

Sunday, May 08, 2011

Mama's Boys

This set goes out to all the Moms out there with boys servicing in the service of their country.  Here's hoping they all come home safely and soon.